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John in Dublin
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:51 am    Post subject: A Sad Parallel... Reply with quote

A Sad Parallel...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud:

They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English:

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
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Demofan



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you should put up a scarecrow that says:

"Only English speaking birds who want to assimilate and take turns politely, and who will give their fair contribution to our society are permitted to feed off my generosity"

Make sure the scarecrow is wearing clothes "Made in the USA" in RED, WHITE & BLUE!! US Flag
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John in Dublin
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demofan wrote:
Maybe you should put up a scarecrow that says:

"Only English speaking birds who want to assimilate and take turns politely, and who will give their fair contribution to our society are permitted to feed off my generosity"

Make sure the scarecrow is wearing clothes "Made in the USA" in RED, WHITE & BLUE!! US Flag


Personally, I bought a shotgun...
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Demofan



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

John in Dublin wrote:
Personally, I bought a shotgun...


That works too!! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:50 pm    Post subject: Re: A Sad Parallel... Reply with quote

John in Dublin wrote:
A Sad Parallel...

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

MCCOY:
Jim, I think I’ve got it. All we have to do is stop feeding
them. Once they stop eating, they’ll stop breeding.




(Star Trek original series episode "The Trouble with the Tribbles")
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Hulksmash



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.


Well said.
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