What Mark says: |
What Mark means: |
|---|---|
| * The philosophy of the stupid | * Liberalism |
| * New York Slimes | * New York Times |
| * The Washington Compost | * The Washington Post |
| * Chucky Schmucky Schumer | * Chuck Schumer |
| * Stretch Pelosi | * Nancy Pelosi |
| * The Dwarf Senator | * Barbara Boxer |
| * “Little Dick” Durbin | * Dick Durbin |
| * Dr. Demento Dean | * Howard Dean |
| * Hillary Rotten Clinton/Her Thighness | * Hillary Rodham Clinton |
| * BJ Bill Jefferson Clinton | * Bill Clinton |
| * The Dumbest Man in the Senate/Plugs | * Joe Biden |
| * John “D-Student” Kerry | * John Kerry |
| * John McLame | * John McCain |
| * Harry “The Body” Reid | * Harry Reid |
| * Goober | * Lindsey Graham |
| * Lincoln Chafing | * Lincoln Chafee |
| * Harry BelaCommie | * Harry Belafonte |
| * Dianne FrankenFeinstein | * Dianne Feinstein |
| * Mary Landfill | * Mary Landrieu |
| * Screwball with Screwball | * Hardball with Chris Matthews |
| * Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite | * Countdown, with Keith Olbermann |
| * MSLSD | * MSNBC |
| * American Criminal Liberties Union | * American Civil Liberties Union |
| * Weiner Nation | * Michael Savage |
| * Barney’s Frank | * Barney Frank |
| * Schmagel | * Chuck Hagel |
| * Foolsgold | * Russ Feingold |
| * Arlen Spectacle | * Arlen Specter |
| * Repubicans | * Liberal Republicans |
| * Stimpy Hoyer | * Steny Hoyer |
| * Jim “Mellon Head” Webb | * Jim Webb |
| * The Spiteful Troll | * Al Franken |
| * Arnold Jerkinator | * Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| * RuPaul | * Ron Paul |
| * Huck-a-phony | * Mike Huckabee |
| * Barack Milhous Nobama | * Barack Obama |










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