Comments on: Run, Fred, Run

By: John in Dublin

John in Dublin — Tue, 15 May 2007 06:12:24 +0000

* Fred Thompson has blasted more people in the face with a shotgun than even Dick Cheney.
* The masked executioner of Saddam Hussein: Fred Thompson.
* Not only does Fred Thompson cut taxes, he cuts tax collectors.
* The reason Fred Thompson didn’t want to stay in the Senate for long is because all the extra scrutiny kept him from doing his favorite hobby: Prowling the streets at night killing drug dealers.
* Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.
* Fred Thompson took over what was Al Gore’s Senate seat, thereby dramatically reducing the Senate’s carbon footprint. Fred Thompson then created carbon offset offsets by wastefully burning hippies.
* Fred Thompson reconsidered running for reelection after 9/11 but later decided to handle things on his own. He was soon seen entering the Middle East with a bottle of tequila in one hand an a handgun in the other. They’re still counting the dead.
* Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.
* Fred Thompson’s gaze can kill small animals.
* Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a Senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.
* The actual cause of global warming: Fred Thompson’s burning rage.
* The budget to Law & Order was dramatically increased when Fred Thompson was added to the cast, because he has to be digitally inserted into the scenes since anytime he’s near Hollywood liberals, he kills them.
* Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.
* Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
* Scientists predict that when Fred Thompson dies he’ll explode, taking out the five nearest planets before collapsing into a black hole.
* At a campaign stop, a Belgian Hound tried to hump Fred Thompson’s leg. That breed of dog no longer exists.
* Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.
* If you purchase a weather radio, it will wake you up with an alarm to warn you when Fred Thompson is pissed off.
* An abortion doctor tried to kill Fred Thompson when he was still in the womb, but he cut off the man’s hand with his scalpel while shouting, “Do you know who I am? I’m Fred Thompson!”
* Webster’s Dictionary defines “conservatism” as “how closely one’s views resemble those of Fred ThompsonÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â.
* Fred Thompson’s sense of strategy is so great that he can checkmate you using only a pawn.
* The most efficient airline security is to have Fred Thompson stare down everyone entering a plane.
* When terrorists get to the afterlife, they’ll find that none of their seventy-two women are still virgins. Why? Because of Fred Thompson.
* In a butterfly ballot, no matter where you punch it the vote goes to Fred Thompson.
* Why does Iran want nuclear weapons? Out of fear of Fred Thompson.
* Some versions of the Bible have Mathew 5:5 read, “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth… unless Fred Thompson wants it.”
* Fred Thompson’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad, he has never cried.

By: DubInDallas

DubInDallas — Thu, 03 May 2007 21:12:29 +0000

Right on, my brethren! Amen!

By: Mary Lou

Mary Lou — Wed, 02 May 2007 20:38:38 +0000

Sean Hannity interviewed Fred Thompson last night. This man has to run for president in 2008. It was obvious that Mr. Thompson is concerned about America’s future. We are headed down the fast track of losing our great nation. We have to have someone who will speak the truth no matter whose toes they step on. Fred Thompson has strong convictions and because he is comfortable in his own skin, he will not be intimidated by the left winged radicals that are trying to bring our nation to its knees.

Thompson’s demeanor reminds me of an old saying . . . Speak softly and carry a big stick.

By: Razz

Razz — Tue, 01 May 2007 02:29:23 +0000

Dear Fred,
Pretty please?

By: task

task — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 18:06:26 +0000

McCain dosen’t understand Conservatism. He does not know what a right is. He has trouble with liberty and freedom. He relates to his own captivity and defines only along those experiences. He is a popularist.
That is why is he always screws up and says something very dumb that disenfranchises Conservatives.

By: Long Island Pete

Long Island Pete — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:00:33 +0000

Was wondering when the Great One was going to get around to saying this. And our friend Don is right. Fred Thompson believes in Conservatism, unlike McCain, no matter how many times he says it to Mike Wallace.

By: task

task — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:43:33 +0000

He has the background, the demeanor, the right credentials, he talks the talk and his record shows no inconsistencies. I imagine that this week will mark the beginning of a new way of looking at 08.
I am a little worried about his medical background but from preliminary reports that may be unjustified.

By: nanaof8

nanaof8 — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:52:28 +0000

I’m glad to see everyone agrees with me that Senator Fred Dalton Thompson should become….

PRESIDENT FRED DALTON THOMPSON…..

Run Fred Run……………

By: Hammer

Hammer — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:42:49 +0000

Fred is the only man that has both the conservative credentials, and the charisma to win against the Hordes in 08. I have been a front runner on Sen. Thompson. He has the ability to communicate through the mainstream Lib static and resonate with the people. he is the best chance we have. TGO is well aware of that.

By: Steph

Steph — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:47:34 +0000

Conservative-ness aside, he’s got common sense, too, and a pragmatism you don’t often see these days, especially not in politicians. I believe he’ll make the tough decisions by looking at all sides first. To me, that’s the best quality to have in a leader. We’ve had too many politicians making decisions by polls and silly things like that. Polls are just bad science when it comes to trying to measure human thoughts, opinions, and actions.